Apr 03
Judge A Book
why its always alright to judge a book by its cover,
sometimes the name of the book could be justin bieber and his book will be RUBISH
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Mar 29
Explain The Joke
what did the egg say to the other egg?
have a eggsellent day.
i hope you laugh out loud and tell your friends this joke. if your friends dont get the joke explain the joke. IT WILL BE FUNNY
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Feb 04
Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.
— Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via morganmarguerite)
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Nov 18
“Skrillex NO!” i scream, but it is too late. skrillex has already dropped the bass. that fish was our only food for the week. looks like we’re going to have to go hungry again
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